Monday, March 31, 2008

Don't fire until you see the brilliant blue of her eyes.

Ready. Aim. Fiery?!

As the Supreme Court prepares to rule on the Second Amendment, it strikes me that there are three things that should be given consideration. The first, and most obvious, is what the Second Amendment actually means. The second point to contemplate has to do with the Supreme Court itself.

The third, and arguably the most pressing point to discuss, is that Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted shopping in Beverly Hills – and she is back to blonde! No reason has been given from the Lohan camp regarding the recent change of heart. Given last month’s photo shoot where she recreated iconic pictures of Marilyn Monroe, it is possible that Ms. Lohan has finally decided to pursue her thesis “Blondes do in fact have more fun”. How could it be that the young star might “have more fun”? It does seem almost impossible to imagine. The question of how fun will be objectively measured has been met with as much silence as the new look.

But the thesis explanation is not the only possibility. When dealing with such an artistic genius it is always hard to understand the rationale behind a move as bold as this. Undoubtedly, there are many subtle layers that form the decision. Is it meant to be a comment on China’s heavy handed treatment of the Tibetans? Perhaps her purpose is to raise global awareness of the dangers of climate change? Or maybe it’s a gentle message to those who will be deciding on the future of gun ownership in the U.S.? We wait with baited breath to hear for Lohan’s people.

One thing is certain - in the Supreme Court of Public Opinion, this is one star worth watching!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Jump!!!

And yet another way to completely waste time I don't have. Nothing could be more ludicrous than creating a blog in an epoch when most of the "great unwashed" are functionally illiterate and the rest are so busy blogging that they have no time to read blogs.

How much am I getting paid for this again?