So many questions. So little time.

With the U.S. Presidential election closing in, it is time to get serious about who deserves your vote.

We decide such important matters not only based on aesthetics and rhetoric but also on the big questions of the day. Questions like "How much is Palin's wardrobe worth?" and "Did you know that Obama rhymes with Osama?" spring to mind. As you can see, there are a multitude of questions and not enough time before we vote to get answers for them all.

So, let me give you one question that could help you choose the next leader of the free world: "Who should we bomb next?"

Obama would have you believe that McCain would simply stay the course and continue bombing Iraqis and Afghanis. But do we know this for a fact? And even if McCain does "stay the course" there could still be other opportunities to blow another population to tiny bits (consider the recent strike by our forces in Syria. Do I smell conflict?)

And what about Obama? "Change" is a wonderful thing to vote for but we do need some specifics. I might have missed his plan for the next conflict. And if I have, I apologise. But if he hasn't spelled out his platform on foreign aggression yet I have a suggestion that I believe fits in well with his platform thus far. Given the frequent references to J.F.K.'s Camelot I think that Cuba might be a natural target. If only Castro can hold on a month or two longer!

Nothing puts a little spring in the step of a lagging economy like a good old fashioned war. So tell me, Presidential hopefuls, who do we decimate next - and then I'll tell you if you get my vote!