Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Since this won't end well......
To my middle eastern dictator friends:
Don't spend too much time or money trying to bump off Obama. If you just exercise a bit of patience, we'll eventually do it for you.
To my African-American friends (not really friends - I'm using it like you use "brother/sister" to someone who isn't related to you):
When Obama ends up assassinated just remember - it's not necessarily a racial thing. I mean, most white supremacists are far too busy trying to figure out how many more Trans Ams they can put up on blocks in front of their "double wide" - there is just no time to plan a good 'ol assassination.
To the white supremacists (who are having this blog read to them):
Remember to only shoot his black bits!
And to all of my fellow Americans:
Here's to four years of being lied to with beauty, style and grace - a much welcomed change from the bungling whoppers of the present administration. Enjoy!
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3 comments:
You know, you have a lot of good points. The number one reason though, not to shoot him is that he is American. We gots to stop the Am on Am Violence it we wants to get the other obama. Or was that Osama? Either way, we gots to be shootin' the people in other countries, not our own.
I see the American election got you pumped. Nothing about the Canadian state of affairs?
I thought that talking about the national political scene sort of covered the affairs of all of the states.
:-)
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